Curse

extra bacon · Sep 08, 2006, 12:29 PM // 12:29

mmm spit

*drinks beer*

ugh i feel sick

*hic*

*spews on lord cooper's feet*

ugh, dude, your feet are dirty. gross.

Lord Cooper · Sep 08, 2006, 12:48 PM // 12:48

*steals bacons beer*
*uses bacons beer to wash sick off his feet*
*bottles bacon*

*sips beer*

extra bacon · Sep 08, 2006, 12:50 PM // 12:50

silly wammo, you can't bottle bacon.

*drinks beer*

where'd your honey go?

*looks around for beaver*

*hic*

Retribution X · Sep 08, 2006, 01:11 PM // 13:11

*Shows Bacon what true Transmutatuion is, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Creates the matrix out of boredom, In accordance with the prophecy...*

extra bacon · Sep 08, 2006, 01:15 PM // 13:15

ugh, not again ...

*spews on lord wammos feet again*
(in accordance with the prophecy?)

*drinks more beer*

*hic*

I pwnd U · Sep 08, 2006, 01:24 PM // 13:24

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*laughs at wammo*

extra bacon · Sep 08, 2006, 01:27 PM // 13:27

welcome.

*hands pwnd some coffee*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 08, 2006, 01:40 PM // 13:40

Eats wammo.
Sips beer.

extra bacon · Sep 08, 2006, 01:42 PM // 13:42

*taunts eaten wammo*

*laughs heartily*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Retribution X · Sep 08, 2006, 02:06 PM // 14:06

*Cheers Bacon because he did something in accordance with the prophecy, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Tosses pwnd an ak74su, In accordance with the prophecy...*

extra bacon · Sep 08, 2006, 02:13 PM // 14:13

so when does the sacred ritual of public spanking begin?

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Retribution X · Sep 08, 2006, 02:26 PM // 14:26

Whenever the prophecy states, In accordance with the prophecy...

*Laughs, In accordance with the prophecy...*

extra bacon · Sep 08, 2006, 02:28 PM // 14:28

*rewrites the prophecy*

ahh, so the sacred ritual of public spanking begins when the next wammo walks into the bar, eh? cool.

*sits back, drinks beer*

*waits for wammo*

*hic*

xxSilhouette · Sep 08, 2006, 02:37 PM // 14:37

*runs in circles*

Cebe · Sep 08, 2006, 02:45 PM // 14:45

*stands outside beckoning wammos into the bar*

"Bah, this isn't working!"

*stands a sign outside reading Mending cast in this bar costs no energy*

*sits next to bacon*

*waits for wammos to enter*

*drinks Irn Bru, in accordance with the prophecy*

*hic*

extra bacon · Sep 08, 2006, 02:53 PM // 14:53

heheh

*drinks beer*

any minute now

*laughs*

*hic*

I pwnd U · Sep 08, 2006, 04:02 PM // 16:02

*dumps coffee on wammos head*
*laughs at wammo as he burns*
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

Sir Skullcrasher · Sep 08, 2006, 04:37 PM // 16:37

*drink coffee*
*take out spear and poke pwnd in the face*
*run in circle*

I pwnd U · Sep 08, 2006, 04:39 PM // 16:39

*ducks spear*
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

Retribution X · Sep 08, 2006, 07:21 PM // 19:21

*Waves at sil, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Gasps, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Transmutates into a trenchcoat, In accordance with the prophecy...*